Good Guy Jeremy Clarkson Tweets A Hit-And-Run

Good Guy Clarkson puts his social media to good use and reports a hit-and-run from his twitter account.

When Clarkson is out and about, you’d better be on your best behavior because he will put you on blast for being a member of the criminal classes. Earlier yesterday Good Guy Jeremy Clarkson took to twitter to report a hit-and-run that took place right in front of him. Clarkson being the rogue vigilante that he is, memorized the plate numbers and letters and tweeted the make and model of the car. Apparently a 2013 Ford Fiesta hit a Volkswagen Scirocco and left without as much as leaving a note. Since then his tweet has been retweeted more than 7,000 times and replied to dozens of times.

One of his followers had the gall to ask why Clarkson himself didn’t leave a note on the damaged Scirocco which Clarkson himself replied with this epic Clarkson comeback.

You can fill in the blanks of what comes after wan—- and is a popular British pejorative.

And to add to the whole kerfuffle, one follower responded with the exact year and make of the Fiesta after a bit of internet sleuthing.

London, where I assume this accident took place, while large, is still a relatively small area of land when compared to other cities, approximately 607 square miles to be exact. And since it’s technically one giant island, there are few places for this offending Ford Fiesta to go (assuming the Ford doesn’t head into the English Channel.) It should be just a matter of time before this offender is caught.

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Who knew Clarkson took up a part-time job with the local police? We’ll give you an update if that Fiesta is ever brought to justice.